呷椰

我住屏東一位71歲的姻親不小心被機車壓傷小腿，因久罹糖尿病致傷口一直無法癒合而需截肢保命。術前需嚴禁飲食。
麻醉師：阿桑，妳有呷椰（音假牙）？
姻親：夭壽喔！歸工連一嘴白滾水都不肯呼我呷，擱哮想呷椰？
術後，姻親驚見右小腿不見，慘叫一聲：救郎喔！
好理家在，姻親女兒長年經營人壽保險。衷心祝福她老人家母親節快樂，並早日康復出院！


我叫曾妙（真實又好笑）


本篇作者為黃全祿檢察官的公子 "黃俊彥" 目前為建國中學二年級的資優生

現在流傳到網路上去，可見有趣的東西、有意思的文章大家都喜愛。

誰的名字最有趣？
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我爸爸叫做黃全祿，和「黃泉路」的音一模一樣，偏偏他又當! 檢察官，許多當事人收到他的傳票，都臉色大變，以為自己死路一條；殊不知我老爸遇到我老媽以後，馬上起死回 生，因我媽媽姓徐 (徐是慢慢的意思），名慶生（好像男生的名字，因為排慶字輩的關係）。


再說我們學校前任家長會包會長，名叫包崇敏（包你聰明）；萬萬沒有想到會長夫人叫朱若愚，真是大智若愚，也有人說她一生不愁吃，因為名字裡有豬有肉有魚，有意思吧！

爸爸的同事中有幾位的名字也很有趣，有位法官叫錢通，想到他因受賄案被偵辦，如今變成「錢不通」了。


楊軍法官單名叫威，每次打軍用電話，由於收訊不良，常常要大聲報告名字，令旁人暗地偷笑，因為他都大叫：「喂，喂，我楊威（陽痿）啊！」


另一位檢察官姓沙名任，他更有意思。每次打電話去警察局刑事組的時候，常常扯不清楚。

「喂，我沙任啊！」「啊？你殺人？」「我沙檢察官！」「什麼？你殺了檢察官，還不快來投案！」


還有一件更鮮的事，媽媽的學姊楊阿姨（ 曾 太太) 的女兒古箏彈得非常好聽， 媽媽前去道賀：「妳彈得真好！」

「阿姨，曾好是我弟弟的名字，我叫曾妙，妳怎麼知道我弟弟的名字？」

「什麼？妳弟弟叫曾好，妳叫曾妙？這…這名字取得真棒！」

「阿姨，妳說什麼？曾棒是我小弟的名字，妳怎麼又知道我小弟的名字？」

「哈哈哈… 曾妙、曾好、曾棒，太好笑了，是誰給你們取得名字？取得可真 鮮啊！」


「是我爸爸取的，我爸爸就叫曾先，妳怎麼連我爸爸的名字都知道呢？」


老媽一聽，馬上笑得不支倒地。

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Hello Jimmy,

> Greetings from Apple! Before I start finding a solution to your problem, I
> want to begin by introducing myself. My name is Amy and I will be assisting
> you. It is essential for me to be able to provide you with the right
> information to address your issue today.
>
> I understand that you did not intend to purchase the application
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>
> I have reversed the charge for "travelPhoto," which I understand you
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>
> In three to five business days, a credit of $31.99 should be posted to the
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>
> Please note that this is a one-time exception, as the iTunes Store Terms
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>
> The iTunes Store provides a warning message that asks if you are sure that
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> to make sure that this warning is on, you can reset the warnings in the
> iTunes Store by following the instructions in this article:
>
> Resetting iTunes Store warnings
> http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1734

Dear Jimmy,

My name is Julia from Apple support and I want to thank you for sending us your email thanking Amy for her assistance. You're very welcome. I'm glad to hear that you were able to resolve your billing concerns.

Nothing makes Apple and I happier than to hear that we have pleased our customers. I hope that you continue to enjoy the iTunes Store. Thank you again Jimmy for contacting Apple. Have an excellent day!

Sincerely,

Julia
iTunes Store Customer Support